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Pizza
We offer 16 house specialty pizzas. Give 'em a go and let us know what you think.
 
#1- The Ghost of Randy Macho Man Savage vs. A Barracuda With A Bowie Knife
(10" 10.00)   (17" 20.00)   
Four Cheese
 
#2- My Dad vs. Your Dad
(10" 11.50)   (17" 22.00)   
Pepperoni, Mozzarella, Marinara
 
  #3- Jacques Cousteau vs. That Stingray That Killed the Crocodile Guy
(10" 12.00)   (17" 22.00)   
Margarita- Marinara, fresh mozzarella, and basil leaves, drizzled with extra virgin olive oil.
 
#4- Swayze vs. Himself (With A Bowie Knife)
(10" 13.00)   (17" 23.00)   
Hawaiian, or as we call it, the pine and swine. Marinara, Mozzarella, Black Forest Ham, and Sweet Pineapple.
 
#5- Hasselhoff vs. Velcro Headboard Restraints
(10" 14.00)   (17" 27.00)   
Creamy alfredo sauce, wilted greens, mozzarella, spicy roasted chicken breast, bacon, shiitake mushrooms, gorgonzola and fried shallots
 
#6- Burt Reynolds & The Girl That Stole My VHS Collections vs. A Pride of Badgers
(10" 13.00)   (17" 23.00)   
Rosemary Ricotta sauce, spinach mozzarella, cherry tomatoes, red onion and feta
 
#7- Donald Trump's Micro-Penis (But With The Girl From Mortal Combat's Finishing Move) vs. A Komodo
(10" 13.00)   (17" 26.00)   
Marinara sauce, mozzarella, spicy Seitan Sausage, black olives, mushrooms, red onion and sweet roasted peppers
 
#8-Lou Ferrigno vs. A Shark With Throwing Stars For Teeth
(10" 13.00)   (17" 26.00)   
Oil and garlic base with mozzarella, fresh tomato, artichoke hearts, shiitake mushrooms, kalamata olives, crumbled goat cheese and chopped basil
 
#9- A Vaping Anderson Cooper vs. A Fanny Pack Full of Pit Vipers vs. Whatever it Was That Killed My
(10" 14.00)   (17" 27.00)   
Our Ethiopian spiced sauce topped with broccoli and homemade vegan cashew cheese
 
#10- John Stamos vs. The Entire Comanche Nation (VEGAN)
(10" 18.00)   (17" 29.00)   
Marinara sauce, creamy Daiya Cheez, red onions, roasted sweet peppers, mushrooms, artichoke hearts and black olives
 
#11-Restless Leg Syndrome vs. Donald Trump's Micro Penis And The Cure For Cancer (VEGAN)
(10" 18.00)   (17" 29.00)   
Marinara sauce, creamy Daiya Cheez, roasted cherry tomatoes, spicy house-made Seitan Sausage, scallions and chopped basil
 
#12- Tesla the Inventor vs. Dokken the Band
(10" 12.00)   (17" 24.00)   
Marinara, mozzarella, arugula, prosciutto, cherry tomatoes and grated pecorino
 
#13- Lando Calrissian vs. that Tank From Tiananmen Square
(10" 13.00)   (17" 25.00)   
A white pie (no sauce), with ricotta, mozzarella, bacon, walnuts, roasted potatoes and fresh rosemary
 
#14- A Whitesnake Themed Bar Mitzvah vs. a Naked And Afraid Themed Quinceañera
(10" 14.00)   (17" 25.00)   
Marinara sauce, mozzarella, pepperoni, Italian sausage, mushrooms, black olives and red onions
 
#15- Rock Hudson vs. Clothes Shopping With Your Mother
(10" 13.00)   (17" 24.00)   
Creamy alfredo sauce, mozzarella, spicy roasted chicken breast and broccoli
 
#16- Evel Knievel vs. Your Slutty Little Sister
(10" 14.00)   (17" 26.00)   
Basil pesto, sun-dried tomatoes, mozzarella, Italian sausage, crispy prosciutto, roasted sweet peppers, and crumbled feta
 
Build Your Own!
(10" 9.00)   (17" 18.00)   
Want to create something amazing on your own? (all come with mozzarella)
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